Ice Cream Makes Me Scream

I love ice cream. Which is primarily a girl thing.

"But Mark," you say, "Many males also love ice cream!"

My love is different. It's almost obsessive. If I didn't stop myself, I'd eat ice cream every few minutes. I go down on the stuff much faster than a horny teenager goes down for an Austrailian kiss. Which is like a French kiss, but down under. The time limit for a gallon would be thirty minutes. Maybe even twenty. Brain freeze? I'm nearly immune to it.

I was at the supermarket yesterday buying more ice cream, with my favorite flavor, Vanilla, woefully missing. I went after Chocolate Marble instead, and bought some of that chocolate syrup that becomes a hardened layer on ice cream after a while.

Companies are getting more creative these days in making ice cream flavors. (Thus the neglect of wonderful, wonderful vanilla. Sad.) I have found some of the more creative ones online, in MSN Japanese News, made by the Japanese. I love those guys.

First up, Raw Horseflesh Ice Cream. Oh god. There's actual horsemeat inside this little cup. I can't help but grimace, yet be oddly curious as to how it tastes.

Imagine putting steak into your ice cream.

Maybe it'll taste better with barbecue sauce. Maybe.


Next is Goat Ice Cream. No, not goat milk ice cream. Goat. Like flesh, skin, organs, and the milk. Maybe even goat excretions. Goat. Mmm.

The goat on the lid looks a little sad.






Enough about animals. Let's have a heaping mouthful of Seaweed Ice Cream! Packed with minerals, this treat is both delicious and healthy!

Note that delicious is a relative term here.

Maybe if you take it with some sashimi.



Sea Water Ice Cream! For that unique beach experience. And the best thing is, you don't have to buy this product to taste it. Just mix milk and seawater together and take a gulp.

I actually tried this. It's not so bad.


I love garlic. I love ice cream. What better way to appreciate them by putting them together! Not only is this delicious, but offers protection against certain creatures of the night.

This is something I would absolutely love to taste before I die.




There are more, which I will introduce in our next installment! Just remember; people can get very creative.

(This entry may look a little messed up. I have a hard time getting blogspot to do what I want. Meh.)